Everyone at Downtown Blue Boutique just loves bazongas. The girls are great because they come in all shapes and sizes. Even if you don’t love other peoples’ naughty pillows, you probably love your own set of twins.
Here are some fun facts about titters!
- The world’s biggest jugs are a size 38KKK.
- When aroused, blinkers swell up with blood and get erect. Sound familiar?
- On average, the erect nipple is as tall as a stack of five quarters.
- Smokers will have saggier sandbags than non-smokers, because the chemicals in cigarettes break down the body’s elastin.
- Male bubbies possess mammary glands as well, so although it is rare, men can lactate.
- Everyone has some nipple hair. Each woman has between 2-15 dark, straight strands growing around her mosquito bites.
- The average milk jug weighs about one pound (each).
- Women are legally allowed to go topless in public in Hawaii, Texas, Ohio, New York and Maine.
- The left knocker is usually slightly bigger than the right.
- Regularly exercising the pectoral muscle in your chest can help to make your hooters perkier and create the illusion of cleavage. Try push-ups and chest presses!
- Sleeping facedown can alter the shape of your sin sacks over time.
- The average melon size in America is a 36C. 15 years ago it was a 34B.
- 250,000 air bags are augmented each year.
- Your cans could save your life! In 2009, a woman’s implants caught a piece of exploding rocket shrapnel in her chest. Without her boobs, she would have been struck in the heart and died!
At Downtown Blue Boutique, we have all sorts of great stuff to tantalize your ta-tas. Check out our fabulous jewel nipple decorations! Find some cute lingerie that will allow your headlights to peek out! Smear on some Nipple Nibblers that will make your tidbits tingle and taste delicious! Torment your twangers with a pair of nipple clamps, or titillate them with some vibrating pasties. Whether you currently own a pair of chesticles, or are on the lookout for a peek at the pantry shelves, stop by Downtown Blue Boutique to celebrate the wonderful creation that is titties.