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Cheating. Most of us would be too scared to do it on our taxes, but almost 50% of people will do it to a spouse or significant other sometime during their life.

Here at the West Valley Blue Boutique, it’s almost daily that we see at least one facet of infidelity walk through our doors. It’s men with rings on their fingers trying to pick one of us up, couples that are obviously together, but make comments about the other one’s husband or wife or customers that refuse to use a credit card because their spouse may see where they’ve been. And not to mention our regular male gigolo that can’t wait to share his latest sexual exploit. Whether it be running out the backdoor with his pants around his ankles or pretending to be an old “college buddy” that suddenly dropped by when the wife arrives home unexpectedly, there’s never a dull moment for him. The worst though, are the sad stories we hear. Routinely, we have women in here looking for something that might lure back a longtime partner gone astray. Sometimes it’s a customer searching for something that might revive a non-existent sex life before they feel forced to cheat themselves. And more often than not, it’s people in here just looking for something, anything, that will make the betrayal they have encountered sting a little bit less.

But it doesn’t have to be this way. Yes, it’s generally against human nature to be faithful to one person forever – the need to spread our seed is hard-wired – but it is definitely possible. More than 90% of people believe cheating is wrong and with some readily accessible alternatives to infidelity, the desire the be faithful can go a long way. You have options, plenty of them actually, to help keep your relationship solid and sexified.

We all know that after a while it’s common for the heat to fizzle in a relationship. The sex becomes more and more infrequent and when it does happen it can seem much more lackluster than it was early on. When the passion wanes, the idea of something new and different can be extremely tempting for many people. But believe me, the fleeting thrill of an illicit encounter usually isn’t worth losing someone that loves, supports and appreciates you with your clothes on. So before you start to make eyes at “Brad,” why don’t you come in and let us introduce you to B.O.B. A Battery Operated Boyfriend has saved more than one marriage…I promise! If a toy isn’t what your looking for, there are plenty of games, sexual enhancers and sexy lingerie that can spice up the old routine. Show the other person you still find them attractive and want to be with them. If you try looking for it, you can often find that spark you thought was lost. We don’t want you or your significant other becoming just another cheating statistic, so give sexy Blue Boutique a chance to rekindle the romance!

Imagine this…you’re getting hot and heavy with someone, the pants are off, you slowly pull down those panties (or manties) and BOOM! There it is – a pile of pubes so deep you’re sure that 1985 will be calling any minute and asking for Madonna’s bush back. It doesn’t matter who you are, when you are faced with something this wild and unmanageable, it’s bound to be a bit of a turn-off.

Nobody wants to put their face in a forest when trying to provide a little lip-loving, so if you want your partner to make the trip downtown, don’t forget to do some landscaping first. Men, this goes for you too! While it’s very popular these days for people to take it all off, there are endless grooming options so you can choose something that suits your lifestyle and personality. Many men and women don’t like the idea of it being totally bare down there, so leaving a little patch or “landing strip” might be more appealing. If you’re feeling a bit adventurous, come and pick up one of our shaving kits. With a variety of stencils, these kits can add spice to the usual routine by transforming that plain patch into a heart, star or even a shamrock…just in case you get lucky!

The most common complaint we hear about shaving is those dastardly little bumps that often come along with it. Luckily for you, we have some products that can help relieve the rash. It’s no secret to many of our female customers just how amazing the Coochy line of shaving products are. They are one of our best-selling products and we get nothing but rave reviews about it. And we all love it too! The shaving lotion comes in a variety of scents and sizes, so you can choose the one that suits you perfectly. They also have an after shave mist for continued protection for people with especially sensitive skin. And don’t worry guys, we didn’t forget about you. We carry a line of shaving cream by System Jo that comes in three manly scents; Adrenaline, Energy and Pulse.

Shave, trim, wax, whatever – just make sure you are keeping up on your grooming if you want sexy time to remain that way!

If pasties and a pole are the main requirements for your job, come into the West Valley Blue Boutique to pick up all the necessities you need to be the best undressed babe at the club! Whether you’re a new dancer just starting out or an old pro, we have everything you need to keep raking in those tips.

In this great state of ours (haha), there are some interesting regulations about what body parts can or can’t be revealed and how they must be covered. In short, you’ll need to stock up on pasties. We have them in every shape and size imaginable, including, sequins, skulls, studs, and tassels. And during those special times of year, get your customers into the holiday spirit by covering those ta-tas with shamrocks, flags, hearts and candy canes. We carry legal dancer thongs to make sure all the important bits downstairs are covered as well.

They call it stripping for a reason, don’t they? Once you’ve got the basics covered, you’ll need a little outfit or costume so that you’ve got something to take off. Want to look sweet and innocent? Or maybe the bad girl in all black is more your style. No matter what you prefer, we’ve got something for you. And don’t forget to shine under those lights with our black light body paint and neon clothing. Need to get those boys to part with their money even quicker? Play into those hidden fantasies. Be his naughty little school girl, sexy nurse or baton carrying, hot cop by picking up one of our costumes or a few playful accessories. We also carry jewelry, wigs, eyelashes and lip tattoos that will leave an impression on your customers and keep them coming back for more!

Finally, top off your awesome ensemble with a pair of sexy stilettos. We have dancer shoes in a variety of colors, heel widths and heights. They start at a four inch heel for those of you that are still a bit wobbly and go up to an eight inch for those well-practiced gals that want to make it seem like their legs go on forever. Most have ankle straps to keep ‘em attached while your spinning around, but we carry slip-on styles as well. Every dancer knows that a great pair of shoes make all the difference.

I’ve saved the best part for last though. Not only are we a one-stop shop for everything you need, we are also happy to offer you a DISCOUNT! All you need to do is bring in your S.O.B. license (or a copy of it) we’ll set you up with an account that gives you 15% off and earns you credit with every purchase. It’s an awesome deal that keeps more of your hard earned cash in your pocket.

Oh, and for those ladies out there that want to practice a little pole work at home – whether it’s just for your partner or you plan to take it further – come in and check out our selection of poles. They are sturdy and made especially for doing tricks on. That way you can turn your bedroom into your own personal stage!

With wedding season just a few months away, here at the Blue Boutique West Valley we’ve started gearing up for that last night of freedom…the bachelor/bachelorette party! Not only do we have great gift ideas for the spouses-to-be, but we have all the goodies to make your party a memorable one.

Guys: Want to make your bachelor buddy turn beet red with embarrassment on his big night? Pick up one of our fun man thongs. Elephant? Snake charmer? Rooster? No matter which you choose it’s sure to get a chuckle out of everyone. Wanna take it up a notch? Get him an inflatable date for the evening. We have several gorgeous blow-up dolls to choose from and they all come equipped with three holes for his pleasure. If that’s a little much for him, just smother him with boobies. Blow up boobs, boob suckers, boob cake pans, boob pasta and more! And make sure he drinks away his single days in style with either our boob ice luge or boobie beer bong. If you put in a little extra effort, your friend will never forget his last night of freedom.

Ladies: Make her last night as a single lady count! If you crazy ladies are headed out for a wild night on the town, we have sashes, crowns, buttons, bracelets and more to make sure everyone knows who the lucky lady is…and which ladies are still available! Make her blush by having her wrap her lips around something special every time she takes a drink with one of our penis shot glasses. If you need more than just some dancing and flirting to get through the night, be sure to check out our bar cards and bachelorette dares. If you’re staying in, make your party extra special with sexy invitations, decorations, games, edibles and more. Get everyone involved in the fun with one of our hilarious games like the Pecker Ring Toss or Inflatable Cock Fighting. And no party is complete unless you shower her with penises! Penis pasta, cake pans, suckers, candies, straws, candles and balloons are sure get everyone excited.

No matter what you decide to do or where you decide to party, just be sure to get everything you need to send your friend out of the single life with a bang!

Hello there today I am going to take some time to talk about the Apadravya piercing. An apadravya piercing is a male genital piercing. It is being very common almost as common as the PA. An apadravya is a piercing passing top to bottom through the glans (although some men place it farther back, behind the glans, making it a “shaft apadravya”). It is essentially a PA and reverse combined, and in fact many apadravya piercees start with just the PA.

The most common jewelry use for a apadravya piercing is a straight barbell usually at a 12 gauge or larger. All jewelry inserted in a healing piercing should be made out of either 316-LVM ASTM f-138 implant grade Surgical Stainless Steel or ASTM F-136 6AI-4V ELI Titanium.

Jewelry should be “internally threaded”. This means the end ball threads into the post. Never be pierced with “externally threaded” jewelry. This type of jewelry is cheap. Jewelry not made of surgical stainless steel and can cause micro tears in the tissue that can harbor bacteria that may lead to a infection.

You know we usually do a history back round on the piercings we blog about I have looked and looked for a good history for you guys about this apadravya piercings and all I can find is that it is mentioned in the Kama Sutra.

The piercing is usually done on a slight to great forward slant; not only does this follow the lines of the body better (if you want to wear flat based jewelry, it needs to be pierced perpendicular to the point of entrance), it makes penetration (and withdrawal) simpler and can actually result in the jewelry taking on a wavelike movement as it’s employed.

The apadrayva can be performed using either a standard clamp-and-pierce method, a freehand method, or a scalpelling method. For any method, proper jewelry size should be determined. The piercer should keep in mind the angle and placement of the jewelry when taking these measurements. Many piercers will also take this measurement and add a small amount to ensure that the jewelry is not too short. For this piercing in particular it is much easier to deal with jewelry that has too much room over jewelry that is too short. Also, it should be noted that piercings through the male glans are possibly the most painful piercings for a male to receive. This is not a piercing to enter into lightly and the discomfort level should not be mistaken for that of a PA piercing or Frenum piercing.

After acquiring appropriately sized jewelry, the area should be cleaned and prepped. This typically involves the use of a surgical scrub or similar. It is also common during this piercing to clean the front side of the scrotum in addition to the glans in order to eliminate problems with subsequent contact between the penis and scrotum. A single-use marking instrument should then be used to mark the placement of the piercing. At this point, the head of the penis is lightly clamped and the needle goes through the head (top-to-bottom and bottom-to-top are both viable methods). After piercing the tissue, the clamps are removed and the jewelry is transferred into the piercing. It is common for this piercing to bleed (sometimes heavily) for several minutes after the piercing. Many piercers will ensure that the bleeding is controlled and proceed to bandage the piercing to prevent staining of pants. Because the glans of the penis is a high blood flow area this piercing may also bleed in small amounts for several days after the procedure.

A piercing heals in stages so diligence is required to during the first few stages.

The piercing usually takes four to six months to heal, however, a year or more is not uncommon. Additionally, an apadravya passing through the urethra tends to heal more quickly due to the constant cleaning from urination.

To take care of your piercing you can do saline soaks or even a saline spray a couple times a day.

Urination can also be adversely affected by a trans-urethral apadravya. Sometimes this may cause the need to sit during urination but can often been managed by pulling the barbell upward to form a seal with the bottom portion of the piercing and allowing the “dribble” from the top to simply run off the top of the head. It is completely viable to urinate in a urinal via this method but many people find that sitting can be easier.

Many women agree that this is the most pleasurable piercing (in fact, this piercing is mentioned in ancient Indian love manuals, although some people disagree and say this is actually a reference to a sex toy). This is due to the basics of female anatomy: There’s not a lot of point in creating pressure and sensation where it’s not going to be appreciated, and the best piercing to massage most common female sweet spots is the apadravya. This should be remembered when considering an ampallang, as well as the “back teeth” factor. In addition, genital piercings should not be thought of as a magical cure for bad sex. Some women simply do not enjoy the feel of genital piercings. However, with proper jewelry sizing and experience with using the piercing, an apadrayva can often have a positive sexual effect.

For a complete aftercare instructions feel free to stop by one of the Blue Boutiques and ask one of our highly trained, knowledgeable piercers.

What makes a man happier than a blowjob? Nothing.

That’s probably at least close to the truth for most men out there. While I’m sure they love putting the P in the V, there is just something extra dirty about oral lovin’ that makes it feel SO, DAMN, GOOD. Am I right?

As for us ladies, we run the gamut on our own personal thoughts and feelings about going downtown. Some ladies love it – so much so that I’ve even heard of women that can orgasm from giving head alone. Urban myth? Maybe, but I can definitely attest that for many women it is a huge turn-on and can really get their own juices flowing. For other woman, it’s not something they sit around and dream about doing, but it’s not something they dread either. These fence-straddlers are usually willingly to do the deed because of the pure look of ecstasy it puts on their fellas face. For most ladies there is also the added sense of power we can get by putting our mouths to your member. We get to control every aspect of your pleasure…and you guys are usually like putty in our hands at that point.

Unfortunately, for you guys, there are also a lot of women out there that truly dislike or have a difficult time giving blowjobs. There can be several different reasons for this. The idea of it may gross them out completely or it may be uncomfortable for them. Many ladies are plagued by a sensitive “gag reflex” that makes it feel as though they are choking while trying to orally please their partner. Other ladies dislike the taste and smell of your nether regions, especially when something explodes out of them! Having a partner that dislikes or refuses to do is one of the most common complaints I hear from male customers.

Fear not, ladies and gents, here at the West Valley Blue Boutique have some great products that can help make it tolerable for women that don’t enjoy it or can make it amazing for those that already love it. There are several gels and creams, such as Good Head, Oralicious, Dickalicious and Sweet ‘n Blow, that can mask any unwanted tastes and add fun, new sensations to your oral play. Despite what many people believe, none of these actually provide any sort of numbing, they just give a nice, cool tingle that is often welcomed by both giver and receiver. If you are one of those ladies that suffers from the dreaded gag reflex, there are products out there that do actually numb your throat. Deep throat 69 mints, Go Deep Oral Spray and Deep Throat flavored spray all contain a numbing agent that relaxes your throat and makes the process easier. For you ladies that don’t have this problem, using these products can take your lip loving to the next level. Wow your man by taking it deeper than he ever imagined – I’m sure he’ll thank you! Many of these companies are also coming out with products like lip gloss and suckers that provide the same great benefits for the girl on the go. Because you never know when or where you might need it. Last, but not least, we have several great books on the subject. These can show you some methods and maneuvers that can make giving head an easier or more exciting experience for you both.

So just remember, you don’t have to love it, but some enthusiasm goes a long way in the world of giving head. So grab some mints, creams, gels or books and open wide. I’ve never met a man that would turn down a good hummer…and most often is willing to reciprocate!

You might think working at a sex shop would be way more interesting than your job…and sometimes you would definitely be right! While it’s not nearly as creepy or strange as most of you might think, it does have its fair share of entertaining moments.

Take my recent Flasher for example. Last week, I had a man come into the store, introduce himself to me and then wander off to look around. I guess he needed a few moments to work up a little nerve…or something like that. After a few minutes he walked up to the counter, unbuttoned his trench coat (I know, I know) and asked me a question to get my attention. Well, imagine my surprise, and horror, as I walked over to answer him and realized that there was something hanging out of his pants that shouldn’t be. “Put that thing away right now!” I remember saying, as I point to the door. “And get out before I call the police.” He stuttered sheepishly for a second and tried to act like maybe it was an accident or something. Like anyone would walk into a store with their pants unbuttoned and their private parts hanging out “accidentally.”  Yeah, right dude. As I was hurriedly escorting him outside, in order to protect the eyes of unsuspecting customers, he got up the nerve to give me one final thought: “I don’t know what the big deal is,” he said, “this is a sex shop.” I again mentioned the police and away he went.

Yes, flasher man, this IS a sex shop. That means we sell sex toys and give appropriate advice as needed. It does NOT mean we want to see your junk. The same laws that apply out there apply in here. It is illegal to be flashing your genitals to unknowing (and unwilling!) parties, whether you are in the grocery store, the mall or the Blue Boutique.

Like I said, this place can definitely shock and surprise you at times, but I suppose it just comes with the territory. At least I always have the best work stories to tell my friends at the end of the day!

Today’s blog is going to be about the Prince Albert piercing also know as P.A. The PA is one of the most common male genital piercings. The PA piercing is extended along the underside of the glans from the urethral opening to where the glans meets the shaft of the penis. The related “reverse PA piercing” enters through the urethra and exits through a hole pierced in the top of the glans.

While some piercers may choose to avoid the nerve bundle that runs along the center of the frenulum altogether, others do not. The piercing may be centered if the person is circumcised. Otherwise, the piercing may be done off center because the surrounding skin needs to be able to reposition itself dynamically.

The most common jewelry use for a PA piercing is a captive bead ring however you can also use a circular barbell as well as a larger curved barbell. All jewelry inserted in a healing piercing should be made out of either 316-LVM ASTM f-138 implant grade Surgical Stainless Steel or ASTM F-136 6AI-4V ELI Titanium.

Jewelry should be “internally threaded”. This means the end ball threads into the post. Never be pierced with “externally threaded” jewelry. This type of jewelry is cheap. Jewelry not made of surgical stainless steel and can cause micro tears in the tissue that can harbor bacteria that may lead to a infection.

Rumor has it the Prince Albert piercing is named after Prince Albert who was the husband of Queen Victoria of England. He was reputeded to have had this piercing done prior to his marriage to the queen around 1825, at that time Beau Brummel started the craze for ultra tight mens trousers. Because the pants were so tight, the penis needed to be held to one side or the other so as not to create an unsightly bulge. To accomplish this some men had their penis pierced to allow it to be held by a hook on the inside of the trousers, this piercing was called a “Dressing Ring” at the time because tailors would ask if a gentleman dressed to the left or the right and tailor the trousers accordingly, tailors to this day will ask if you dress to the left or right.

The Prince Albert piercing may have been practiced in European culture for some time, and while there are many tentative theories as to its origin, the true origin of this piercing is unknown. Many of the theories regarding this piercing’s history suggest that the piercing was used to secure the penis in some manner, rather than having a sexual or cultural purpose. In modern times the Prince Albert piercing was developed by Jim Ward in the early 1970s. In West Hollywood (a gay village of Los Angeles), Ward met Doug Malloy and Fakir Musafar. Together these men further developed the Prince Albert piercing. Perhaps more fatefully, Malloy published a pamphlet, Body & Genital Piercing in Brief, in which he concocted fanciful histories of genital piercings in particular. These ersatz tales which included the notion that Prince Albert invented the piercing that shares his name in order to tame the appearance of his large penis in tight trousers are widely circulated as urban legend. No historical proof of their veracity has been located independent of Malloy’s assertions.

Like many other male genital piercings, it has a history of practice in gay culture in the twentieth century and became known outside that culture at the same time that body piercing began to emerge in popular culture in the late 1970s. The relatively easy procedure, rapid healing and claims of additional sexual stimulation (both to the wearer and his partner in sexual intercourse) attributed to this piercing have come to make the Prince Albert the most common male genital piercing.

Many men considering getting this piercing are put off by the idea that it must be painful, however the pain is minimal. The piece of skin where the piercing is done is very thin, less than 1mm thick. The pain is just a very short sharp pain which lasts usually a second or two.

The Prince Albert piercing is a very easy piercing to heal, because every time you urinate you clean and disinfect the wound, I have never heard of a single person having a problem with this piercing. Urine is sterile when it leaves the body because it has been purified by the kidneys, and it contains a large amount of ammonia which is a strong antiseptic. The more water you drink the quicker the piercing will heal, try to drink at least 8 glasses a day . You may experience some bleeding in the first 36-48 hours, don’t be afraid this is normal and will stop eventually. The PA can take anywhere from a few weeks to a few months to be fully healed “every buddy’s body is different”. Personal hygiene must be kept to a very high standard. Avoid touching or rotating your jewelry. Also avoid oral sex, or sex for these could cause some problems during the healing process. If you find it necessary to touch your piercing, make sure your hands are washed, cleaned and dried.

A piercing heals in stages so diligence is required to during the first few stages.

To take care of your piercing you can do saline soaks or even a saline spray a couple times a day
There is one drawback to having a Prince Albert piercing, because the ring goes through the urethra you will dribble when you urinate. This problem is worse for some people more than others. When urinating into a toilet bowl you have to stand with your legs on either side of the bowl, and make sure not to shake when you finish, just relax for a few moments before putting your penis away. When you are standing at a urinal stand with you legs well spread close to the urinal and lean forward with your back arched. The problem improves with time, and the insertion of the thicker ring, but it never goes completely away.

For a complete aftercare instructions feel free to stop by one of the Blue Boutiques and ask one of our highly trained, knowledgeable piercers.

The PA is very easy and beautiful piercing that has transcended the entire body piercing world. Whether it is your first piercing or 50th the Blue Boutique has the largest selection of high quality body jewelry and highly skilled and experienced body piercers always on staff! Let us help you in making the right decision for your new piercing.

From time to time, customers will come in and tell us some weird facts that we’ve never heard before. Let’s just say, there are definitely some strange ideas and laws out there concerning sex. While some of the things we’ve heard are simply funny or ridiculous, others can actually be quite frightening. Many places have old laws on the books that are rarely enforced, but other countries follow these crazy regulations right down to the letter. We did a little research on some of this wacky stuff and wanted to share it with you. Hope this gives you a good chuckle!

All over the world, including right here in the good ‘ol U.S. of A, the powers that be try and regulate how we copulate. Here are a few prime examples of their meddling ways.

• In Rombach, Virginia it is illegal for people to have sex with the lights on. I’m pretty sure the jail population would skyrocket if they were actually enforcing this one!
• A law in Washington state declares that it is against the law for anyone to have sex with a virgin. Technically, that would even include their spouse on the wedding night. How is anyone ever supposed to get their V card taken???
• In our nation’s capitol, Washington D.C., the only legal sexual position is the missionary position. Leave it to the government to make sex as boring as possible, right?

Even though most of society looks down upon bestiality, there must be a few people out there with some lusty thoughts about animals if someone felt the need to enact the following laws.

• There is a law in the middle east that states “after having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.” Do you think there is some mother out there who has to tell her kids “sorry guys, we WERE going to have lamb chops, but dad got a little frisky” Eeeewww…
• In Florida it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine. Who would even want to try this one…ouch!!!

• It is against the law in Minnesota for a man to have sex with a live fish. Does that mean it’s okay for women?

In some countries, sex and the people you have it with are highly regulated and can come with some pretty stiff consequences. Be glad you don’t live in one of these places!

• Masturbation is a big no-no in Indonesia – the penalty for it is decapitation. I guess the Blue Boutique wouldn’t last long there.

• A betrayed wife in Hong Kong is legally allowed to kill her husband when he cheats on her, but must do so with only her bare hands. You know what they say about a woman scorned, right?

• In Limon, Costa Rica both adulterous parties are in for real trouble – they are both subject to being beaten and then drowned. Doesn’t seem worth that lusty affair, does it?

And of course there are just those laws out there that are completely ridiculous. Makes you wonder if somebody was drunk the day they made up these ones.

• Saleswomen in Liverpool, England can be topless while they are selling you things – but only at a fish store. Hmmm, well at least they wouldn’t get their shirts wet reaching into those tanks all day.

• In Bozeman, Montana there is a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex, in the front yard, after sundown – if they are nude. Does that mean if you’re gay and it’s daytime that it’s game on?

• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. A little crazy, but can’t really say we disagree!

 As crazy and backward as most of us think Utah is, this is a good reminder that we’re not the only ones who have some crazy ideas about sex. So enjoy what we’ve got and remember, it could always be worse!