Jul 25, 2012
Editors Note: This is PURLEY for fun and does not constitute any science based evidence.
I have always had an interest in astrology. Although it is purely bad science, I think it is strange when I notice certain patterns of characteristics shared between people born within certain times. What can it mean that all of my very best female friends have had a birthday within the first two weeks of October? Or that if I meet someone born within the first two weeks of November, that I will inevitably fall madly in love with them? Is it coincidence, self-fulfilling prophesy, or could it be possible that something is going on with the way seasons effect people’s psychology?
I have not fucked my way all around the complete zodiac circle quite yet, but I have read several books on the topic of sexual astrology, and this information has prepared me to expect certain behaviors from certain signs. With information I have gathered from articles, anecdotal evidence, and personal experience, perhaps you too can gain some insight on how to please your partner. Even if these tips aren’t 100% accurate, the pure fact that you’re making an effort to give extra special attention will thrill the both of you.
Aries- Aries people are extremely dominant and passionate. They enjoy feeling worshipped by their partners, and they have the ability to last for extremely long amounts of time. Sex is often viewed as a sort of sport, but when they fall in love, they are faithful romantic partners.
Taurus – Those born between April 21st and May 21st are the most sensual creatures of the Zodiac. For them, sex is not about the orgasm. The goal is intimacy and connection via touch. They are extremely physical expressive, and usually require some sort of emotional connection before they can engage in sensual play.
Tauruses like long, drawn-out, slow foreplay, and can only climax if they are 100% certain that their partner is fully satisfied.
Gemini – Geminis are adaptable, adventurous, and intuitive, so they are great at anticipating their lovers’ needs. They need spontaneity in their sex lives, and they enjoy equal amounts of kinkiness and sweetness in bed. Sex is a cerebral experience for the Gemini, so you must engage them in lots of intellectually stimulation conversation before you can expect them to go to bed willingly. Geminis view sex as an exciting challenge, so they can seem resistant to displaying or discussing emotions. If you have the energy and sharp wits necessary to handle a Gemini, your life will never be boring.
Cancer – Cancers also the type who need to feel secure and loved before they get in bed with someone. Although they are not necessarily kinky or wild, this is not to say that Cancers are boring. They are extremely sexual, and adore making their partner feel deeply valued and fulfilled, physically and emotionally. They respond well to a dominant partner who will make them feel protected.
Leo – Leos don’t just enjoy feeling worshipped by their partners- they require it. However, the person who truly adores a Leo will be extremely rewarded. They have an insatiable appetite and prefer to dominate. Get things going by treating them like royalty, and then in due time they will treat you the same.
Virgo – Highly sensual and physical, Virgos are the same hardworking perfectionists in the bedroom as they are every where else. They are persistent and will do everything they can to please their partners. They can also be quite kinky! They are excited by the idea of restraints and light bondage. Make sure you schedule your romantic rendezvous ahead of time, because you will be busy getting’ busy all night with a Virgo.
Libra- Aesthetics are highly important to Libras, so look forward to an ambient, all-out experience if you get in bed with a Libra. They are all about the candle light, bubble bath, and champagne. As with everything they do, Libras are enthusiastic and put their all into every encounter. Expect to have each of your senses fulfilled in every way.
Scorpio- Scorpios, in my opinion, are the absolute most sexual, sensual, passionate people of the Zodiac. With them, sex needs no frills, because they so delight in every single aspect of the human body. Nothing seems weird or gross to them, and inhibitions are a waste of time. Scorpios will respond strongly to the tiniest things you do in bed that other people would never notice. Do yourself a favor, and get down with a Scorpio.
Sagittarius- The perfect combination of spontaneity and intensity. Sagittariuses are adventurous and will say yes to almost anything, so if you’ve ever dreamed of having sex on the beach or in the woods, find one of these. Humor is also very important to Sagittarius, so keep it light, and don’t be afraid to have some fun with your sexuality.
Capricorn – Decisive and deliberate, Capricorns have very high expectations of their sexual partners. They are straightforward and enjoy to-the-point lovemaking. The idea of sex and creating an ardent atmosphere is just as important to Capricorns as the act itself. To really impress a Capricorn, play submissive until the last minute, and surprise them by climbing on top. It’ll blow their mind.
Aquarius – Aquarian people are to the point and won’t put up with games. They know what they want, and are very sure of themselves, in the bedroom and out. Sex is more intellectual than physical for them, so dirty talk and sharing your fantasies is a sure way to get them turned on. They are extremely passionate and even one night stands have an air of romance.
Pisces – Pisces adore kissing and cuddling, and foreplay is their forte. Pisces make great lovers because they are undiscerning and nonjudgmental- they will indulge your most sordid, secret fantasies. Due to their creative nature, they are all about role play. Lingerie, costumes, strip tease, and candle light are sure to ignite the fish’s fire.
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